Membership
Unlock full access to saltï and see the entire library of subscribers-only content & updates
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A look into saltï's world 🌕
- Exclusive behind-the-scenes
- Insightful analysis and curations
- Tutorials, poems, and essays!
- A monthly newsletter 📪
$5/month
$50/year
Become a saltïne 🧂
- All FREE benefits
- Exclusive content and resources
- A deeper look into topics
- A monthly note 💌 @ your inbox
- Discounts on the store
- 📹 saltïnes only livestream
FAQs
What is a saltïne?
saltïnes are the wonderful humans who support this creative adventure through paid subscriptions. You're the essential grain of salt that makes everything here possible. Your contributions allow me to dedicate resources to creating funny music videos, catchy songs, and insightful tutorials while having a healthier, more sustainable life.
Why should I become a saltïne?
Because you appreciate authentic content that stands out in the digital landscape. As a saltïne, you're not just reading another email or post—you’re becoming part of a community of curious individuals exploring culture, technology, and creativity together. Additionally, you receive exclusive perks that free subscribers do not.
Whether it's a song recommendation to energize you or an essay to provoke thought, my goal is to share something helpful, entertaining, and valuable. I incorporate comedy, role play, storytelling, and music to keep our minds sharp and our bodies active.
What exactly do I get as a saltïne?
Sabrosura! You'll receive:
- Everything free subscribers get (the monthly newsletter, essays, tutorials)
- Exclusive deep dives into topics that matter
- A personal monthly note straight to your inbox
- First dibs and discounts on merch and resources
- Invitations to saltïnes-only livestreams where we can chat directly
- The warm, fuzzy feeling of supporting independent creative work
How is saltï studio different from other subscriptions?
While it might be proofread, modified, and shared with the support of technology, every word, image, and idea comes from a human brain trying to make sense of this wild world just like you.
This corner of the digital is about documenting culture, exploring ideas, and creating connections through shared curiosity. You might get a tip or resource that makes your life so much easier, get a laugh when you must needed it, or a link to a tool that you could use.
Can I switch between membership tiers?
Absolutely! You can start free and upgrade to saltïne status whenever you're ready. If you need to downgrade from saltïne to free, you can do that too when your current subscription period ends.
What if I can't afford the saltïne membership right now?
The free tier will always offer substantial value—I believe in keeping thoughtful content accessible. If you're facing financial hardship but really want to join as a saltïne, reach out and we can figure something out. This community is about connection, not exclusion.
How do I cancel if needed?
Easy peasy—just go to your account settings and select "Cancel subscription." You'll continue to have access until the end of your current billing period. No guilt trips, no hidden fees, no complicated hoops to jump through.
Where does my subscription money go?
Directly toward creating more of what you love. Your support funds research, tools, hosting costs, and yes—food and shelter for me and my crew. Unlike big media companies, there's no corporate overlord or algorithm to please here—just a human creating for other humans.
I have a question that's not answered here!
Drop a message through the Contact Support option in your account. Currently, only subscribers (free or paid) can send messages, which helps keep the conversation meaningful and the spam minimal.